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Jul 11, 2007
Bratislava
A story about slovakian girls
On
my first night in Bratislava, Slovak Republic, while I was waiting for
the first Monica, who was going to pick me up in front of my hotel at 9
o'clock, two young Italians stopped to ask me if I could suggest a
place where they could have some fun that night in Slovakia.
Before
I had the chance to hide behind my usual "I don't speak Italian"
(spoken in English, of course), they went on to say, "You can't get any
slovak girls here. We arrived yesterday and we're leaving tomorrow. The
taxi driver refused to help us find some girls and the female
receptionist at the hotel wanted to throw us out when we asked her
where we could get some women. The Slovak Republic where taxi drivers
and receptionists can't understand the tourist is underdeveloped. We're
going back to Thailand!"
Marco and Sandro come from the small
Italian town of Viterbo, a roundtrip of 2,500 kilometers, involving two
days of traveling and $1,000, all squandered because of misinformation
harking back to the days of the Berlin Wall.
The following morning
(I can't take time to tell you about Monica or I'll lose my train of
thought), I was introduced to an old friend of Marco and Sandro.
He
is a good-looking elegant Italian, about 50 years old, who has been
living in Bratislava for more than a decade, engaged in some sort of
business, I never knew what. He began: "My name is Pino. You did well
to come to Bratislava. The women are very beautiful here and can all be
bought. You have your choice, they don't cost much, the price is around
500 krones (equivalent to $15)."
After a month went by, I came to the conclusion that there are three possible ways to explain what Pino said:
1) He has mental problems.
2)
By women he means the unfortunate prostitutes (who are also drug
addicts) that walk up and down in front of the hotel, the only women he
meets. But if that's the case, I can't figure out where he comes up
with such a good bargain.
3) He spends his evenings in brothels
(which are legal in Slovakia). Probably all the girls there would go to
bed with him, but once again, the price is not right.
The brothels
actually contribute to a healthy atmosphere of seduction, because they
remove from the market what we might call the "dark side of seduction".
This kind of "seduction" is right at home in the countries, such as
Italy, where hypocrisy is woven into the fabric of the culture.
Such
a culture in Slovakia would be unthinkable. I asked about 20 girls
between the ages of 18 and 25 (girls with whom I was either on intimate
terms or with whom I was having a normal conversation): "Could you love
a person with some ulterior motive in mind?"
Given the delicacy of
the matter, I didn't ask the question point blank, as do public-opinion
pollsters, who collect a bunch of nonsense for the reading public that
buys periodicals.
In more than half of the cases, I found the girls
had notable difficulty in even grasping the idea, but in every case the
final (and sincere) answer was no!
Olga Valentova,
a beautiful talk-show hostess who works for Marchiza, the most
important Slovak TV network, disagrees with my evaluation. She was
shocked when she found out recently that some of her colleagues were
trying to seduce men who could offer them good careers or money.
I
told Olga that in my country, Italy, it wouldn't surprise anyone in any
working environment and that, as far as Italian television is
concerned, it's only for the love of hypocrisy that sexual favors are
not included as one of the contractual conditions of employment.
However, according to the beautiful "A.S.," a secret and reticent source and an intimate friend of the director of Marchiza, Pavol Rusko, Slovakia is doing its best to imitate Italy when it comes to this sort of "forced seduction."
Slovakian
politicians sponsor TV channels and modeling agencies. In exchange,
they receive the "companionship" of TV stars and starlets.
According
to the same source, it seems Slovakia is destined to have its own
version of Silvio Berlusconi, the ex-prime minister of Italy who also
owns a media empire, because Rusko "would like to become the head of
the state and has become very nervous and unruly."
Mr. President, we
sincerely hope with all our heart that you realize your political dream
but please, we would be very disappointed to see Italy lose the world
record in the field of courtesan-ship and related practices.
Part I: The Culture of Seduction
After everything I've just told you, I hope you don't have the impression that Slovak girls are "nuns in a convent". Quite the contrary. This is a country full of opportunities when it comes to seduction.
It
is my opinion that the fall of the Berlin Wall has revived the soul of
Mitteleuropa and that Slovak girls are not so different from German
girls when it comes to seduction. If they like you, they let you know
immediately, without preconceived notions and without worrying about
what will happen tomorrow or the day after that.
But if they don't like you, you might as well go somewhere else, because there is nothing you can do to change their mind.
Italian-style
seduction, by means of money and/or power, is just as ineffective here
as the long and drawn-out method of courtship, however. Should you
choose to come here, you must keep clearly in mind that women are
visual here and that seduction is clear, direct, and immediate.
All
that counts is aesthetics, charm, your look, style, bearing, the power
of your glance, the quality of your voice, and your spontaneity. Money,
power, culture, age - the usual nonsense that we associate with the
Italian-style of seduction - are of little effect, except in the world
of Slovakian TV, as Olga Valentova told us.
I know what you're going to ask me now: Will Slovak girls like me?
My
answer is simple enough: If American, German, and Hungarian girls like
you immediately, there's a good probability that you'll be another
Giacomo Casanova, making one more stop in your European travels.
In any case, it's a particular kind of Casanova that's in vogue here, one adapted to Austro-Hungarian-style seduction.
Dressing elegantly
could be a helpful first step. Apparently, according to the young men
in Bratislava, if you wear a jacket and tie you are considered
attractive and trustworthy.
The only exception is this writer, who seduced an unspecified number of women over the course of a month wearing casual clothes.
The
only time I put on an elegant jacket, a hostess who was promoting
cigarettes gave me a priceless Trussardi lighter as a present, saying
in front of my "girlfriend" who was holding my hand, "This is because
you look very handsome."
Since such a thing has never happened to me in any other place, I almost believed her. On that occasion I discovered that Slovak girls are very jealous,
because my "girlfriend," after having made a scene (which was not very
violent and in fact rather gratifying) would not allow me to dedicate
further time to my studies and experiments. In fact, she actually
locked me inside my hotel room to keep me from going out.
At first I was reluctant, but then I gave in. The name and age of my girlfriend, I need not say, are top secret!
That
Slovakian men are jealous I understood from my very first day in
Bratislava, when I tried to reach my first "contact," Henriette, on her
mobile phone.
She is a law student, a beautiful 20-year-old with
brown eyes, dark hair, and the body of a model. She takes special care
of how she looks.
The person who answered the phone said he was her
boyfriend and wanted to know for what reason I was calling "his"
Henriette. I understood at once that he would not understand the
altruistic reasons for my phone call and abandoned my efforts.
Andrea
confirmed my theory regarding the male of the Slovak species. A
16-year-old, she experienced this jealousy when she went out with me,
(though at the time she said her boyfriend wasn't jealous).
Now that
she's left him, she's in a position to give us the numbers we want: 50%
are very jealous, 30% are jealous, and 20% pretend they are not
jealous. In reality, the whole world is jealous, except for the
Germans, who belong in the 20% category.
And now, prepare yourselves to meet the young ladies of Bratislava.
Where?
In the streets or in the big department stores, in the daytime during
the week. And on weekends after midnight, when they come from all parts
of the country to visit the sophisticated discos and clubs.
Otherwise, you have no opportunities, except perhaps during summer afternoons in the sidewalk restaurants downtown.
Forget
about blind dates, especially at McDonald's, because here, as
everywhere, she will surely look like the daughter of President Clinton
(just another unfortunate sign of America's successful colonization of
the world).
Whatever your nationality, avoid the ones who speak good
Italian and frequent the city's historic center; with few (pleasant)
exceptions, they spend most of their time trying to get something out
of the Italians, who are known to be over-generous with women, and are
sad individuals, unattractive and overrated.
Don't hesitate to meet the others, however!
If
you have what they're looking for, there will be so many you won't be
able to make up your mind. Depending on the day and the time of day,
between 20% and 75% of women you will see are good-looking. Let me be
clear about my standards: The Americans think that there are many
beautiful women in Italy, but in reality they're not more than 1.1% of
the population.
Slovakian girls are almost all friendly, well-mannered, and kind.
Watch
out, though, for those who study economy and business administration:
They tend to have a middle-class mentality, to be a bit silly, and to
be always thinking about making the right impression.
I found that the most open and intelligent were medical students, but why this is so, I have no idea.
Don't
let your imagination run away with you, however, and think that
everything will go just the way you plan. Even here you'll run into the
type of girl who will stand you up (10%) or give you a false telephone
number (5%).
I remember what happened to me with Stanislava Danicova,
a very beautiful and elegant sex bomb. The minute she met me, she
offered to buy me lunch and invited me to spend the weekend with her in
Prague (her "roommate" was leaving town for work at that time).
What
prevailed, instead, was the incomprehensible feminine logic: I never
saw her again. We spent no weekend together. All this was very
frustrating, because I can assure you, she was really worth it.
The
most common excuse they'll give for not showing up after you've fixed a
date is "I had to leave Bratislava." This might be true 1 time in 10;
otherwise the city would be deserted! It's like the Serbian line, "I
had to go buy some medicine for so-and-so, because she suddenly became
ill." Were this to be true, there would be mile-long lines in front of
every pharmacy in Belgrade. The fact is, in every country the girls
have a favorite excuse.
Don't get discouraged
if they hang up on you when you call them, either. This means somebody
is with them and they want to give minor importance to the phone call
so as not to let who they're with know that you called.
In many
countries, discos are the last resort, even in chronological order (the
fact is, in most places the most desirable women are generally found
during the day); the discos tend to be full of mediocre girls who are
besieged by hordes of men who haven't gotten any for a long time.
But
if you go into the right discos in Bratislava, your eyes will pop out
of your head! Seven out of 10 girls will be more than attractive and
every weekend you will see new faces. It's really worth your time to go
to the disco here on weekends.
Here's what the classic Slovakian beauty looks like: 1
meter 75 (nearly 5'9") tall; perfect body without makeup (whether
you're a breast man, a leg man, or an ass man); facial features of the
women of Mitteleuropa, without Slavic characteristics; light brown hair
(a few have dark hair or have dyed their hair blonde); ugly hands and
feet; simple, unstudied attire (although during the day they're dressed
like the stylish women managers); and a natural and spontaneous way of
carrying themselves.
What is impossible to type cast,
however, is her personality. Here you'll find every kind of woman that
you can imagine. This is one place where you can say: You can't
generalize.
With equal probability, you can meet the virgin who
wants to be emancipated and the super-emancipated girl who is having
second thoughts; the romantic girl and the sexually-addicted girl; the
empty-headed girl and the intellectual cretin; the girl who is snobbish
without any good reason and the one who is friendly but would be
entitled to play the superstar game; the one who pursues you if she
likes you and the one who runs away if she likes you; the one who is
satisfied with a boyfriend in name only and the one who is waiting for
Prince Charming; the one who stands you up the same day and the one who
makes an appointment 10 days from now at 8.10 PM and shows up early.
Try it and see for yourself. You'll be surprised at the variety of women who exist in Slovakia.
An example of a rare type of a woman is a "self-made" woman, Andrea Bojnakova.
She is 22 years old, taller than 1 meter 80 (nearly 5'11"), beautiful,
blonde, gifted with a strong personality and the body of a top model.
She owns clothes shops, is active in international trade, has a
brand-new sports car, and was never financed by either her parents or
the usual "sponsors."
She began her first business with $500 that
she earned from a small import-export deal. She says: "If your parents
give you money, you'll never make money." Now she often takes business
trips to India, Egypt, and Latin America.
She is single and has a veritable army of suitors after her.
But
she is concentrating only on business, 24 hours a day, at least until
she finally meets her Prince Charming - and the later he comes, the
more money he will find.
Just how long a Slovakian woman remains
beautiful cannot be predicted. In the absence of bodybuilding and
plastic surgery, it depends on the blessings of Mother Nature.
I met women here who were past their prime at age 30 (in Scandinavia, by the way, this even happens at age 25).
And
yet I was much astonished by a very elegant lady, whose name I don't
remember and who I thought was 30 (she was introduced to me by Michaela
Conzarova, a feature writer for the leading daily Novi Cas). Michaela
later told me that the woman was past 50.
Slovakian men can be recognized by their features, light brown hair, thin bodies, and sober style of dressing.
The
pot-bellied guys walking around the downtown during the weekend are
Austrians (Vienna is only 60 kilometers or 35 miles away). They come
here because the beer is "billig," that is to say, less expensive than
in Austria.
Maria Mikloskova, a journalist for the most-important
women's monthly magazine EVA and make-up artist for Slovak President
Shuster, is bitter because the Austrians consider the Slovaks to be
gypsies and thus avoid any human contact. "They drink billig (on the
cheap), they ignore the women, they pay their bills and return to
Vienna."
Dear Maria, the story of the gypsy next door is an old one
that never dies. It's what the Spanish think of the Portuguese, the
French of the Belgians, the Danes of the Swedes, the Swedes of the
other Scandinavians, the Germans of the Austrians, the Austrians of
you, and so on.
You should be happy about this, because the only
people I saw in the city who appeared to be repulsive were your
Austrian neighbors. Perhaps a Darwinian law of the evolution of the
species has made them snobs, to keep them from contaminating your
beautiful race.


Jul 11, 2007
Bratislava
A story about slovakian girls
On
my first night in Bratislava, Slovak Republic, while I was waiting for
the first Monica, who was going to pick me up in front of my hotel at 9
o'clock, two young Italians stopped to ask me if I could suggest a
place where they could have some fun that night in Slovakia.
Before
I had the chance to hide behind my usual "I don't speak Italian"
(spoken in English, of course), they went on to say, "You can't get any
slovak girls here. We arrived yesterday and we're leaving tomorrow. The
taxi driver refused to help us find some girls and the female
receptionist at the hotel wanted to throw us out when we asked her
where we could get some women. The Slovak Republic where taxi drivers
and receptionists can't understand the tourist is underdeveloped. We're
going back to Thailand!"
Marco and Sandro come from the small
Italian...

Jun 23, 2007
by Steve
True to God's blueprint for Eastern Europe, the girls in Bratislava have to be seen to be believed. They dress to turn heads, and probably would even if they wore shiny tracksuits salvaged from the eighties. Fortunately, short skirts, tight trousers and skimpy tops are more the order of the day.
The Slovakian capital, with its relaxed vibe, narrow streets and pavement bars, is made for drinking, drooling, and generally watching the world go by. Go somewhere else for serious conversation, which will be frequently derailed by passing lovelies causing eyes and minds to wander.
By night, Slovakian girls are not only heartbreakingly beautiful, they also love to party, and often prowl the bars and clubs of Bratislava in large groups. They love to practice their English, to chat and to be chatted up, but you will have to play your cards carefully to get anything more than an innocent peck on the cheek. You wouldn't be the first to mistake the innocent charm of Slovakian girls for something more.
After a weekend in Bratislava, you will believe in love at first sight.
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